*VERY FUNNY* Please Read!

[Ben Howell <bhowell@rmii.com>]

 Alright everybody, it time to put our heads together. This list of 
acronmyns was forewarded to me from a friend who is on the 
"Porschephiles" list. I think they are all absolutly gut rippin' funny, 
but I find it interesting that there is not one acronymn for Porsche. If 
anyone out there has one for PORSCHE me please e-mail it to me and I will 
make sure that it gets to the "Porschephiles" list. I am not particually 
pleased with the Audi acronymns, so this is war! I will be up late 
tonight trying to figure something out....... 

Laters, Ben
bhowell@rmii.com

--------Forewarded Message------------

ALFA:
Another Lemon From Antonio

AUDI:
Accelerated Under Demonic Influence
Always Unsafe Designs Implemented

BMW:
Beautiful Mechanical Wonder
Big Money Works
Bought My Wife
Beat My Wife
Brutal Money Waster
Blocking My Way
Bimbette Motor Weapon

BUICK:
Big Ugly Indestructible Car Killer

CHEVROLET:
Can Hear Every Valve Rap On Long Extended Trips
Cheap, Hardly Efficient, Virtually Runs On Luck Every Time

DODGE:
Damn Old Dirty Gas Eater
Drips Oil, Drops Grease Everywhere

FIAT:
Failure In Italian Automotive Technology
Fix It All the Time
Fix It Again, Tony

FORD:
(backwards) Driver Returns On Foot
First On Recall Day
First On Rust and Deterioration
Fix or Repair Daily
Found On Road, Dead
Fault of R & D
Fast Only Rolling Downhill
Features O.J. and Ron's DNA
Found On Russian Dump

GM:
General Maintenance

GMC:
Garage Man's Companion
Got A Mechanic Comming?

HONDA:
Had One, Never Did Again

HYUNDAI:
Hope You Understand, Nothing's Driveable And Inexpensive

LOTUS:
Lots Of Trouble, Usually Serious

MAZDA:
Most Always Seen Zipping Dangerously Along

OLDSMOBILE:
Old Ladies Driving Slowly Make Others Behind Infuriatingly Late Every day
Overpriced, Leisurely Driven Sedan Made Of Buick's Irregular Leftover
Equipment

SAAB:
Send Another Automobile Back
Swedish Automobiles Always Breakdown

TOYOTA:
Too Often Yankees Overprice This Auto

VOLVO:
Very Odd Looking Vehicular Object

VW:
Virtually Worthless