Audi acronyms... (fwd)

[Ben Howell <bhowell@rmii.com>]

O.K. kids, it looks like the game is on. I recived this from my friend 
who is on the "Porschephiles" list, in response to our Porsche acronyms. 
This is how I recived the message......in other words, it is completely 
unedited by me. With the exception of my friends address, who wishes to 
remain unknown at this time.


Laters, Ben


---------- Forwarded message ----------
Date: Wed, 3 Apr 1996 16:12:04 -0700
From: ? 
To: "bhowell@rmii.com" <bhowell@rmii.com>
Subject: Audi acronyms...


OK lets see... Hummmm

How about:

Awfully Ugly; Driven Irrationally
Awfully Ugly; Driven Incompetently
Awfully Ugly; Driven Impotently
Awfully Ugly; Driven (by the) Impotent
Audis Ultimately Drive Insane
Astonishingly Ugly Driver Inside
Arrange Umbrella; Driver Incontinent

Gee this is too easy...

One thing to keep in mind when these
Amateurs, Undeniably Dolts, Ill-humored
as they may be, try to degrade our cars is that
Audis Universally Don't Impeded... Porsches!

Perfect Old Racers Sure Could Help Ease
Audi's Useless Driver's Ignorance.

But what can you expect from an Audi group, don't you know that
Assholes Usually Do Inbreed!