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Re: Exceeding Customer Ex
linust@interramp.com writes:
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LDT> the next week they were bombarded with massive phone calls from angry
LDT> wives (of customers they sent out birthday cards to) screaming, ' when
LDT> did my husband buy the BMW? - How come I did not know about this?' (the
LDT> BMWs had gone out to mistresses)
LDT> Oooops, that was a real mess!
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LDT> * linus toy email: linust@interramp.com *
LDT> ----------------------------------------------------------------------
This sounds like the 165MPH chase that ended in police motorcade
to the guys front door....
1. When you buy a new car they send you LOTS of stuff, from
service reminders to spare keys. This B-Day
card wouldn't have been the first correspondence from
the manufacturer.
2. Why would anyone use their home address instead of the
mistresses address (which you're usually paying for) for
any such purchases. This address should also be used for
all credit cards etc.
3. You'd have to be REALLY stupid to register/buy the car
in your name, on your insurance, and with your home
mailing address. Somebody would eventually be calling
the wife asking her about how "she" (hit, almost hit,
etc.) with "her" BMW.
4. Maybe BMW stands for Bonus Mistress's Want.
BCNU
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