No Bentley for '88-91 80/90/Q/Coupe

[dismiss@earthlink.net (The Judge)]

I see these posts, get my hopes up, and then get pissed.

As of today, 04/19/96, IMPARTS, Bentley, every dealer on the vendor list,
every other place on the vendor list, every dealer in California, every
bookstore in LA, every Bentley distributor in the U.S., every f**kin' PLACE
ANYWHERE

        IS OUT OF THE '88-91 80/90/Q/COUPE BENTLEY MANUAL!

IF YOU FIND ONE, PLEASE BUY TWO AND I WILL PAY YOU.  I will do the same,
however, the callbacks I will receive will tell me "Sorry, my distributor
is out for a 'couple of weeks'".  This is nonsense, because they will be
out until August (according to Bentley).  You get one, buy another one and
I will buy it.  In fact, buy all they have, as there are about five other
people looking for one.

My mission in life is to find this (and those a**holes at A!Avantgarde).

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