Re: Audi god?

[STEADIRIC@aol.com]

>	Before this Eric Fletcher thing wings out of control, a few 
>points that should be considered:

No, No, NO I won't let it stop! It must go out of control!!  What Bruce 
presents is Blasphmey except for the brunette thing..... Yeah that's it!

>	Within the past 7 days, I have witnessed the following with 
>regard to Eric.  
>	
>	(1) While we were racing [in his home town I might add] on some 
>	Indy car video thing [pretty cool] he cheated in order to win.
>	At one point, he even turned his car around, driving the wrong
>	way around the track in order to create havoc and some hellish
>	collisions;

Hey it was an Honest mistake!  .........RIght!

>	(2) When I called to order some Cool Carbon brake pads, the guy 
>	said "oh, well, yeah, I'll have to order some.  Be about 3 weeks".
>	I asked, what, you don't have them in stock?  "Well, usually, 
>	yes, but Eric Fletcher just bought all that I had".

I gotta stop this monster!  Even with my godly powers I can't just will 
it to stop, although it would be really cool if I could!

>	Now, in fairness to Eric, he did put a suspension under my car 
>that made the thing ride great and corner like it is on rails, BUT, what he
>didn't tell me is that I would have to double the HP of my car to really 
>be able to push the suspension envelope.  So, now I'm talking with 
>another expert [yes, Peter, he seems to me to be an expert] (PDQSHIP) 
>about turbo mods.

I must be a benovelent one I'm passing the wealth around!

>	So, Eric cheats at video games, buys up all the brake pads that I 
>need, and puts a suspension on my car that makes my motor feel weak.  I 
>ask you, god or just a pretty damn good imposter?
>
>	BTW Eric, is there any truth to that rumor about you and a 
>certain brunette on the set of Friends?  If so,  then yes, you may be a god.

I'm Working on that one!  I have my friends on the ER stage working on 
getting me the intro!

Later!


Eric Fletcher
'87 5KCSTQIA2RSR2B
St. Louis, MO

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