Audi God Minions

[Alex Kowalski <akowalsk@shrike.depaul.edu>]

Just to add to the folklore,

One of the minor imps who is constantly causing mischief for the Audi 
Gods is Butyro, who is responsible for the maintenance of the circular 
rubber grommets that seem to hold most everything on the car to something 
solid.  Butryo's sense of duty is unfortunately as soft as the parts he 
is charged with looking after, and it seems that in the course of his 
duties he occasionally sips at the coolant when the Gods aren't looking. 
This blinds him temporarily to his responsibilties, explaining the 
constant failure of these parts as well as the occasional, enigmatic loss 
of coolant that many Audis experience.  

Just thought you should know. 

Alex Kowalski
'84 4KQ