FW: Really Fast Car

[Peter Henriksen <peterhe@microsoft.com>]

There are some good ones on this list... Picked up from that other
German marque-list...

Enjoy.
- peter henriksen, peterhe@microsoft.com, issaquah, wa
  91 200qw
  94 acura legend gs
  80 mazda 626
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>>          The Top 20 Cool Things About a Car that
>>           Goes Faster than the Speed of Light
>>
>> 20. Sleep 'til noon.  Still get to work by 8:00am!
>> 19. Doppler shift makes red traffic lights look green.
>> 18. Breaking laws of physics only a misdemeanor in most states.
>> 17. Never in car long enough to hear an entire Madonna song.
>> 16. Carl Sagan and Stephen Hawking keep bugging you to carpool.
>> 15. No one can see you pick your nose while you drive.
>> 14. Lunch breaks in Paris, circa 1792.
>> 13. LA to Vegas in 2 nanoseconds.
>> 12. You can stop worrying about being sucked into a black
>>    hole driving home from work.
>> 11. You'll be so thin while driving it you can even wear
>>     horizontal stripes.
>> 10. That deer in your headlights is actually behind you.
>>  9. Kid from Mentos commercial almost guaranteed to lose
>>     a limb if he tries to duck through back seat.
>>  8. Traffic enforcement limited to cops with PhD's in Quantum Physics.
>>  7. Bugs never see you comin'.
>>  6. You can get to the good hookers before Charlie Sheen.
>>  5. Can make a fortune delivering pizza with the slogan
>>    "It's there before you order or it's free!"
>>  4. Car makes it from Hollywood to London fast enough to
>>     not arouse suspicions of Elizabeth Hurley.
>>  3. License plate: "Me=mc2"
>>  2. Cigarette butts don't land in the backseat -- they land in last week!
>>
>>       and the Number 1 Cool Thing About a Car that
>>          Goes Faster than the Speed of Light...
>>  1. Chicks dig it.