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["Bob D'Amato" <mx@mamie.snet.com>]

This has nothing to do with anything.. but I thought you'd enjoy...


>Actual Newspaper Headlines
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>Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says
>Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers
>Safety Experts Say School Bus Passengers Should Be Belted
>Drunk Gets Nine Months in Violin Case
>Survivor of Siamese Twins Joins Parents
>Farmer Bill Dies in House
>Iraqi Head Seeks Arms
>Is There a Ring of Debris around Uranus?
>Stud Tires Out
>Prostitutes Appeal to Pope
>Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over
>Soviet Virgin Lands Short of Goal Again
>British Left Waffles on Falkland Islands
>Lung Cancer in Women Mushrooms
>Eye Drops off Shelf
>Teacher Strikes Idle Kids
>Reagan Wins on Budget, But More Lies Ahead
>Squad Helps Dog Bite Victim
>Shot Off Woman's Leg Helps Nicklaus to 66
>Enraged Cow Injures Farmer with Ax
>Plane Too Close to Ground, Crash Probe Told
>Miners Refuse to Work after Death
>Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant
>Stolen Painting Found by Tree
>Two Soviet Ships Collide, One Dies
>Two Sisters Reunited after 18 Years in Checkout Counter
>Killer Sentenced to Die for Second Time in 10 Years
>Never Withhold Herpes Infection from Loved One
>Drunken Drivers Paid $1000 in `84
>War Dims Hope for Peace
>If Strike isn't Settled Quickly, It May Last a While
>Cold Wave Linked to Temperatures
>Enfields Couple Slain; Police Suspect Homicide
>Red Tape Holds Up New Bridge
>Deer Kill 17,000
>Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead
>Man Struck by Lightning Faces Battery Charge
>New Study of Obesity Looks for Larger Test Group
>Astronaut Takes Blame for Gas in Spacecraft
>Kids Make Nutritious Snacks
>Chef Throws His Heart into Helping Feed Needy
>Arson Suspect is Held in Massachusetts Fire
>British Union Finds Dwarfs in Short Supply
>Ban On Soliciting Dead in Trotwood
>Lansing Residents Can Drop Off Trees
>Local High School Dropouts Cut in Half
>New Vaccine May Contain Rabies
>Man Minus Ear Waives Hearing
>Deaf College Opens Doors to Hearing
>Air Head Fired
>Steals Clock, Faces Time
>Prosecutor Releases Probe into Undersheriff
>Old School Pillars are Replaced by Alumni
>Bank Drive-in Window Blocked by Board
>Hospitals are Sued by 7 Foot Doctors
>Some Pieces of Rock Hudson Sold at Auction
>Sex Education Delayed, Teachers Request Training
>Include your Children when Baking Cookies