Deuce's are wild

[Stephen Williams <mannlaw@indy.net>]

	Sittin' in a McDonalds driveup, waiting for breakfast to be 
served.  BANG!!!  Look up, see a blue Pinto and some blue hair.  Get out, 
go to the Pinto window, 2 babes, 1 about 90 [driver] with glasses at 
least 1" thick.  Her partner, about 95, wearin' shades.  Asked ME what 
was wrong.  Hmmmm, well, we can start with the 6 inches of pearl white 
paint you so aptly removed from the bottom of the rear bumper.  They had 
no idea they had even hit something--and this was a real smack, not a nudge.

	So, move if you see 'em in your town!!

	Bruce