Audi exhaust guarantee?

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Frank J. Bauer                                                                  
dassault systemes of America     email:fjbauer@dsavm.e-mail.com                 
Subject: Audi exhaust guarantee?                                                

> Is there a lifetime guarantee on Audi mufflers/pipes?                         
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> Pardon my ignorance, but I had heard such a rumor.                            
whew!  sorry, i have to catch my breath.                                        
it's not a rumor, it's true - but what you heard was:                           
your audi exhaust is guaranteed to fall off during the lifetime of a            
small rodent.                                                                   
i think rusting away and falling off is considered "normal wear and tear".      
frank