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Re: NASCAR @ LRP (humor)



     Give these guys a break. Ever heard of the stages of evolution?
     
     1. Man walks semi-erect, can only drive cars in straight lines, 
     using only the gas pedal. (drag racers)
     2. Man walks erect, can drive cars but only learned to turn
left, 
     can use gas and brakes. (Roundy rounders)
     3. Man is fully evolved, speaks coherently, can turn both right 
     and left, use a clutch, and shift gears. (Road racers)
     
     sorry.. that was too good to pass up.
     
     - In defence of the NASCAR boyz, my hats off to anyone who can 
     pilot a 4000 lb stock car around LRP, Sears Point or Watkins
Glen 
     raceways. (and no AWD at that!)
     
     /J.
     80Q (not racecar)