Re: Sirs - Unka Bart & Mike

["Barton P. Chambers" <bartonc@annap.infi.net>]

Graydon D. Stuckey writes:

> Unka Bart,
> 
> 	Do you guys sit up all night coming up with this witticism, or 
> are you guys really that smart?  It usually takes me three readings, and 
> then another ten minutes to figure out what you are saying.  And now Mike 
> is doing it too.  Is this something that happens after a few years of 
> Quattro-listing?  Or is it the green and red thingys that you keep 
> talking about?

Well, my congenital inability to prevaricate forces me to reveal the squalid 
little secret.  There is *no* Unka Bart!

What you see is the merely the etheric effluvia of a roomful of monkeys, each 
chained to a computer connected to the internet through a shared e-mail account.

And all the time, you thought it was just a(nother) CIA experiment in Artificial
Stupidity, gone tragically astray...

Yer Kindly ol' Unka Bart