Drivers Education Exam answers (too funny - but no audi content)

[SOP8920@Siena.edu]

I received the following via campus e-mail. I thought it might make a few of
you out there chuckle.. 


" The following are a sampling of REAL answers received on exams given by the
 California Department of Transportation's driving school (read Saturday
 Traffic School for moving violation offenders.)

 Q: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road?
 A: What for? He can't see my license plate.

 Q: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the
    same time?
 A: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns
    don't kill people. I do."

 Q: What are the important safety tips to remember when backing your car?
 A: Always wear a condom.

 Q: When driving through fog, what should you use?
 A: Your car.

 Q: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?
 A: Be too ____-faced to find your keys.

 Q: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?
 A: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.

 Q: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive
    lawfully?
 A: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.

 Q: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed?
 A: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if he/she is cute.

 Q: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a
    flashing yellow traffic light?
 A: The color.

 Q: How do you deal with heavy traffic?
 A: Heavy psychedelics.

 Q: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem?
 A: Carry loaded weapons."

Hope you enjoyed them!
                               -Osman Parvez
                                89 200q
                                Siena College
                                Albany NY