Top signs your mechanic is loosing it (funny-no audi Content)

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      The Top *18* Signs Your Mechanic Is Losing It


 18>  That photo of a naked A.J. Foyt on his wall.

 17>  You catch him in his office making auto noises and 
      "shifting gears", if you know what I mean.

 16>  Replaces your fan belt with a pair of bikini underwear.

 15>  Embroidered "Mr. Bad-Ass Wrench" on his shirt.

 14>  Hose from air pump leads into his coveralls.

 13>  Keeps asking if you're sure you don't want a "lube job."

 12>  Still doing work for OJ and expecting to get paid.

 11>  Eats Go-Jo off finger as if it were peanut butter.

 10>  Giggles uncontrollably whenever anyone says, "lug nuts."

  9>  "Huh huh, he said 'dipstick'.  Huh huh, huh huh."

  8>  Keeps asking you if you've seen that episode of Gilligan's 
      Island where they almost get rescued, but Gilligan screws 
      it up in the end.

  7>  Believes your Hyundai is possessed by the spirit of 
      Kim Il Sung.

  6>  Replaces diagnostic computer with Magic 8 Ball.

  5>  Urinates on your tire and says, "Just marking my turf."

  4>  Rewires the cruise control to the radio so that the 
      faster the music, the faster your car goes.

  3>  Owns no wrenches, but complete set of every size monkey.

  2>  Looks suspiciously like Joe Piscopo.  Wait a minute -- 
      He *IS* Joe Piscopo!



and the #1 Sign Your Mechanic Is Losing It...



  1>  Won't stop humming "The Wheels On The Bus Go 'Round And Round."


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