Aggies

[Alan Cordeiro <cordeiro@avlna.com>]

>...the Aggie riding in the back of a pick-um-up that swerved to hit a   
>U.TX student and ended up in the river. A bystander swam down to the   
>truck and rescued the Aggie from drowning...the Aggie couldn't get the   
>tailgate open. =8D
>                                                   or
>how about the bumper sticker, "I accellerate for Aggies!" (In the Buick   
>maybe, but not with my Audi, thank you  :~)

*** Ok Ok, no Audi content, but come on, lay off them Aggies...

I remember the story from years ago about the two Aggies who had just
graduated and since they couldn't find jobs, decided to go into the farming
business for themselves. After a bit of research, they settled on starting
a chicken farm.

They went to the farmer's market and purchased 100 chickens. They plowed the
fields in the farm and planted the chickens with the feet down in the ground.
They watered the chicken farm twice a day....

Two days later all the chickens were dead. Our "farmers" went and purhcased
another 100 chickens, but this time planted them with their heads in the
ground, feet sticking up.

Two days later, all these chickens were dead. At a loss, they decided to
ask for advice. They wrote down all the details of the farming experiment
and mailed an urgent letter to their favorite professor at the University.

The next day, a telegram appeared from the professor. It briefly stated:

" Need more information, please send a soil sample immediately ".

Alan