Re: USA Meet Geography Check

[Paul_Royal@isserv9.idx.com]

  Rob Myers wrote: How many points on your license, re;
                 Audis on the loose in Montana........

  Dear Mr. Myers,

       My friends will tell you they don't believe it........
       My pastor (if I had one) would tell you it's an act of God.........
       My insurance company will stand by me.......
       The cops will back me up......
       Glenn Lawton will tell you I'm a stinkin' liar..........

       I haven't had a ticket in over 9 years....I have driven in 47 of the
  50 states....
       I have lived in New England all my life (never a ticket here)...I
  drive 40-45
       thousand miles a year....I just purchased my first radar detector
  only
       two months ago.....I got 5 tickets in New York from 1982-1986
  (college days)..Mom's car....
       Go figure!
       I've been stopped at least 1.7 million times.
       My favorite excuse:
            Oh, I guess I didn't realize I was speeding...I just picked up
  this
            engagement ring about 5 minutes ago and I guess I was
  distracted....
            (take the engagement ring box in hand) ...want to see it?
            The Cop: "No, I don't, get out of here"

            Result: No ticket
                 Also, no marriage....she fell "out of love"

            I've often thought about carrying that ring with me....the cop
  probably
            figured if I was about to get married, I'd have enough
  problems.

                 Still single, still fast,
                                            Royal
                      (mysogynists are us.....just kidding, really)

  "I CREDIT MY SUCCESS TO DRIVING GREY AUDI'S AND VWS, THROWING THE KEYS ON
  THE
    DASH, PLACING MY HANDS ON THE WHEEL, AND TREATING THE COPS LIKE REAL
  HUMAN
   BEINGS....................AND LOTS OF LUCK!"
  ``