Super-fast RX7 (joke)

[marriott@Summa4.COM]

>> A hip young man goes out and buys the best car available:
>a 1996,
>> Cosmo Quad Turbo RX-7. It is the best and most
>expensive car in the
>> world, and it sets him back $500,000. He takes it out for a
>spin and,
>> while doing so, stops for a red light. An old man on a
>moped (both
>> looking about 90 years old) pulls up next to him. The old
>man looks
>> over the sleek, shiny surface of the car and asks, "What
>kind of car
>> ya' got there, sonny?"
>>
>> The young man replies "A 1996 Cosmo Quad Turbo RX-7.
>It cost
>> $500,000.
>>
>> "That's a lot of money" says the old man, shocked. "Why
>does
>> it cost so much?
>>
>> "Because this car can do up to 320 miles an hour!" states
>the cool
>> dude proudly.
>>
>> The moped driver asks, "Can I take a look inside? "Sure,"
>replies
>> the owner.
>>
>> So, the old man pokes his head in the window and looks
>around.
>> Leaning back on his moped, the old man says "That's a
>pretty nice
>> car, all right!"
>>
>> Just then, the light changes, so the guy decides to show
>the old man
>> what his car can do. He floors it, and within 30 seconds
>the
>> speedometer reads 320 MPH.
>>
>> Suddenly, he notices a dot in his rear view mirror.  It
>seems to be
>> getting closer!  He slows down to see what it could be and
>suddenly,
>> whhhoossh!  Something whips by him, going much faster!
>>
>> "What on earth could be going faster than my RX-7?"  the
>young man
>> asks himself.
>>
>> Then, ahead of him, he sees a dot coming toward him.
>Whoooooosh! It
>> goes by again, heading the opposite direction!  And, it
>almost
>> looked
>> like the old man on the moped!
>>
>> "Couldn't be," thinks the guy. "How could a moped outrun
>an RX-7?"
>>
>> Again, he sees a dot in his rear view mirror!  Whooooosh
>Ka-
>> BbblaMMM!
>> It plows into the back of his car, demolishing the rear end.
>The
>> young
>> man jumps out, and good grief, it is the old man !!!    Of
>course
>> the
>> moped and the old man are hurting for certain. He runs up
>to the
>> dying
>> old man and says, "You're hurt bad !   Is there anything I
>can do
>> for
>> you?"
>>
>> The old man groans and replies "Yes.  Unhook my
>suspenders from your
>> side-view mirror!"
>