FW: Me and my Car (Little Audi Content)

[Bob Davis <bob@segNET.COM>]

A little something for everyone.
I got this and thought I'd share it.

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>What your car says about you:
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> Acura Integra      - I have always wanted to own the Buick of sports cars
> Acura Legend            - I'm too bland for German cars
> Acura NSX                    - I am impotent
> Audi 90                      - I enjoy putting out engine fires (!!!!!!!!)
> Buick Park Avenue       - I am older than 34 of the 50 states
> Cadillac Eldorado       - I am a very good Mary Kay salesman
> Cadillac Seville        - I am a pimp
> Chevrolet Camaro        - I enjoy beating up people
> Chevrolet Chevette      - I like seeing people's reactions when I tell
them I have a 'Vette
> Chevrolet Corvette      - I'm in a mid-life crisis
> Chevrolet El Camino     - I am leading a militia to overthrow the government
> Chrysler Cordoba        - I dig the rich Corinthian leather
> Datsun 280Z             - I have a kilo of cocaine in my wheel well
> Dodge Dart              - I teach third grade special education and I
voted for Eisenhower
> Dodge Daytona           - I delivered pizza for four years to get this car
> Ford Fairmont           - (See Dodge Dart)
> Ford Mustang            - I slow down to 85 in school zones
> Ford Crown Victoria     - I enjoy having people slow to 55mph and change
lanes when I pull up behind them
> Geo Storm                    - I will start the 11th grade in the Fall.
> Geo Tracker             - I will start the 12th grade in the Fall.
> Honda del Sol           - I have always said, half a convertible is better
than no convertible at all
>Honda Civic                   - I have just graduated and have no credit
>Honda Accord             - I lack any originality and am basically a 
>lemming.
>Infiniti Q45                  - I am a physician with 17 malpractice suits 
>pending.
>Isuzu Impulse                 - I do not give a rip about J.D. Power or his 
>reports.
>Jaguar XJ6                    - I am so rich I will pay 60K for a car that
is in the shop 280 days per year.
>Kia Sephia                    - I learned nothing from the failure of
Daihatsu Corp.
>Lincoln Town Car         - I live for bingo and covered dish suppers
>Mercury Grand Marquis    - (See above)
>Mercedes 500SL           - I will beat you up if you ask me for an autograph
>Mercedes 560SEL          - I have a daughter named Bitsy and a son named Cole
>Mazda Miata              - I do not fear being decapitated by an
eighteen-wheeler
>MGB                           - I am dating a mechanic
>Mitsubishi Diamante      - I don't know what it means either
>Nissan 300ZX             - I have yet to complete my divorce proceedings.
>Oldsmobile Cutlass       - I just stole this car and I'm going to make a 
>fortune off the parts
>Peugeot 505 Diesel       - I am on the EPA's Ten Most Wanted List
>Plymouth Neon            - I sincerely enjoy doing the Macarena
>Pontiac Trans AM         - I have a switchblade in my sock
>Porsche 944                   - I am dating big haired women that otherwise
would be inaccessible to me
>Rolls Royce Silver Shadow     - I think Pat Buchannon is a tad bit too liberal
>Saturn SC2                    -  (See Honda Civic)
>Subaru Legacy            - I have always wanted a Japanese car even more
inferior than Isuzu
>Toyota Camry             - I am still in the closet
>Volkswagon Beetle        - I still watch Partridge Family reruns
>Volkswagon Cabriolet     - I am out of the closet
>Volkswagon Microbus      - I am tripping right now
>Volvo 740 Wagon          - I am frightened of my wife
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Hope you enjoyed this!

Bob


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