Why James Bond drove an Audi

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Audi paid to have Bond sitting in their cars for that movie, as in the
shameless Z3 in the movie "Golden Eye". Too bad it did nothing to help the
condition of Audi of America's Sales.....They should have had bond driving a
S2 with rockets and lasers......hey why don't I do that to my Quattro Coupe!
 Buy a left over laser from Reagan's "Star Wars" program, and zap any jerk
behind me with their brights on, or just zap every Cadillac Cimmeron I see,
they deserve it!  Then i will layer the car in tiles from the B-2 stealth
bomber, I never get caught with a radar gun again!    And if a cop chases me,
My car will eject salt water from the rear, and those big American police
cuisers will rust in about a mile!

Disclaimer:  THIS IS A JOKE, I AM NOT A MEMBER OF A CRAZY MILITIA, I DO NOT
HATE THE GOVERNMENT (just the NHSTA).

                    /\        _I                     Christian J. Long
                  /    \ I_I I_I I                   Orlando, Florida, USA
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1990 Coupe Quattro         Red/Black, K&N cone, BBS wheels, 80K          
1990 90                           Gold/Tan, 70K, no mods YET....
Past Audis:
'80 5KT  '84 Coupe GT  '85 Coupe GT  '875KCST(Dad's)  '87 Coupe GT2.3
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                    University of Central Florida Class of 1994