(Fwd) A True CHP Story...

["Sherry & Chuck Clark" <clark@rmi.net>]

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To:            Chad Clark <clark@rmi.net>
From:          David "L." Smith <dlsmith@brain.uccs.edu>
Subject:       A True CHP Story...
Date:          Thu, 19 Dec 96 18:21:07 PST

A woman was pulled over for speeding by a California Highway Patrol 
motorcycle officer.
When he walked up to her window and opened his ticket book, she 
said "I bet you're going to sell me a ticket to the Highway Patrolmen's 
Ball."
He replied, "No, Highway Patrolmen don't have balls."
There followed a moment of silence while she smiled and he realized 
what he'd said. He then closed his book, got back on his motorcycle 
and left.