Re: wobble . . .contains ALL! Audis

[John Paximadis <john.paximadis@worldnet.att.net>]

> Phil Payne asks "How much does the earth wobble in 
> its orbit?" referring to the stability of Audi.
> 
> In fact, it DOES wobble! Not sure how much, but enough 
> to be mentioned in a not-terribly-arcane source - popular 
> astronomy magazine or somesuch. Also, it isn't even 
> precisely round (or spherical, actually) - off by about 
> 13 miles! 
> 
> "Hello, Sears, how much would you get to align and true 
> my planet? When can I bring it in?" (are we looking for 
> some REAL problems here?)
> 
> Nervous Audinaut,
> 
> Mike Arman

Well, having once subjected my baby ('87 4000CSQ) to a 
Sears alignment (read "don't anyone out there be as
_stupid_ as I was), I suspect that the mis-alignment
of the Earth is a direct result of the continued
existence of Sears Automotive.

As for your suggestion that Earth be handed into
their evil clutches for an alignment, I would have to ask
just how "wobble" do you think this planet can take?

Regards,

John Paximadis