In Search for a clue...

["Bart Chambers" <bartonc@annap.infi.net>]

David M Sugerman takes a moment from his event-filled life to share this 
fascinating bit of information with Quattro fans all over the world.  While we, 
the unwashed, are suitably grateful, Yer Kindly Ol' Unka Bart has been awakened 
from his sonombulent state by this ernest, if not explicitly plea for help, and 
rushes to respond...

>   Thanks but no thanks.
> 
> 	I signed on to the system earlier today, and in four hours time 
> have received close to thirty messages. It's nice to chat and all that, 
> but I can not have my mailbox literally flooded with messages that don't 
> necessarily pertain to me. Please remove my address from the list at this 
> time. 

Wow!  Thirty messages!!!  Who'd've thunk it...?

I say, David, old rutabaga, did you read *any* of those messages?  Like, say 
perchance, the *first* one...?  You know, the one that said "READ THIS TWICE AND
SAVE IT!" (or words to that effect)?  The one that gives those of us with a 
functioning brain cell *and* an internet mail account the secret handshake?

Really, David ol' Kumquat, you simply *must* see a specialist about that 
attention deficit disorder.

Alas, one regrets to break the tragic news to a busy lad like yerself, but there
is no help for you if you have already destroyed that message, your sole hope 
for salvation.  Sadly, you are doomed; trapped in here to be burried in email 
and no  possibility of surcease.

Or I could just be pullin' yer leg...

Quien Sabe...?

But one must confess, it has been fun.  Do write again, should your busy 
schedule permit.  And should you ever stumble across a clue...

Yer Kindly Ol' Unka Bart