Love Bug Alert (travel advisory)

[Dave Head <dhead@sundial.sundial.net>]

I've noticed that several listmembers are jaunting down to Florida around
Speedweek/Spring Break time. Due to an especially mild winter (heh, heh) the
famed southern love bugs have appeared en masse. Small black pairs of bugs
joined at the - well, you know swarm - thru the south at this time of year -
glazed with lust, they are far too busy to avoid automobiles... Aside from
smearing the bejeesus outa yer windshield, in death they wreak revenge by
eating the finish off of yer prized vehicle. There is no known cure. 
Preventive measures include a good coat of wax and the liberal use of Pam
along leading edges of your baby. This allows easy washing off of the
offending critter. It appears that whatever hungry microbe grows in the
process of consuming the love bug carcass also munches well on every known
form of automotive paint - From Yugo to Rolls...
You are warned...

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