Humor for the day - no audi content

["Hare,Stott" <harest@allenbrook.iix.com>]

Pardon the non-audi traffic.  This reminded me of a thread that was   
flying around
the list within the last six months...

 -Stott
kappa@travelin.com
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A man takes the day off of work and decides to go out golfing.

He is on the second hole when he notices a frog sitting next to the   
green. He
thinks nothing of it and is about to shoot when he hears "Ribbit. 9 Iron"   
The
man looks round and doesn't see anyone so he tries again. "Ribbit. 9   
Iron."

He looks at the frog and decides to prove the frog wrong, puts his other   
club
away, and grabs a 9 iron. Boom! He hits a birdie. He is shocked. He says   
to
the frog, "Wow that's amazing. You must be a lucky frog, eh?" The frog
reply's "Ribbit, Lucky frog. Lucky frog."

The man decided to take the frog with him to the next hole. "What do you
think frog?", the man asks. "Ribbit 3 wood." was the reply.  The guy   
takes
out a 3 wood and Boom! Hole in one. The man is befuddled and doesn't know
what to say. By the end of the day, the man golfed the best game of golf   
in
his life and asks the frog, "Ok where to next?"  The frog replys, "Ribbit   
Las
Vegas."

They go to Las Vegas and the guy says, "Ok frog, now what?" The frog   
says,
"Ribbit Roulette". Upon approaching the roulette table the man asks,"   
what do
you think I should bet?" The frog replys, "Ribbit $300 on black 6." Now,   
this
is a million to one shot that this would win but after the golf game, the   
man
figures what the heck. Boom! Tons of chips comes sliding back across the   
table.

The man takes his winnings and buys the best room in the hotel. He sits   
the
frog down and says, "Frog, I don't know how to repay you.  You won me all
this money and I am forever grateful." The frog replies, "Ribbit, Kiss   
Me".

He figures why not, since after all the frog did for him he deserve it.   
 All
of a sudden the frog turns into the most gorgeous 16 year old girl in the
world.

"And that, your honor, is how the girl ended up in my room".

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