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CATS: I don't think we were serious.....







>>Even in jest, the idea of killing someone's pet, or even just a harmless
stray, is not Yer Kindly >>>Ol' Unka Bart's idea of humor.  *Nothing* funny
about it.

>>>[ I started to try to interject some levity on this, but there is just
nothing funny to be found >>>in this subject. ]

Dear Unka Bart and others;

     Cat bashing may be one of the world's oldest professions...after you
know what....unfortunately...for cat lovers,
I'm sure it hits home.  I won't be as PC to assume that there is NO humor
in this....heck, everybody knows that the funniest
jokes in the world are told in cars in funeral processions...it's called
comic relief.

I don't think anyone really meant any harm.   It's just that those of us
bachelors (of which I am one)
would just once like to meet a woman without cats (especially if we're
allergic..like I am) and go outside one morning
without finding cat prints on our cars.....if you love 'em, LEASH 'EM!!!!
I don't have to do anything about the cats in my
neck of the woods....they're generally hit by cars before I can do
anything...now that's careless.

     Black humor doesn't kill cats, careless owners do.

       Apologies for contributing to the noise.  End of story.

               Royal