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Re: BMW Bashing



In a message dated 97-03-25 02:10:43 EST, you write:

<< There, I said it.  Am I banished from the q-list forever?
 
 Siegfried >>


Oh no, as a matter of fact.  Me and my Audis love Bimmers.  Nowhere is there
a better dinner, and better facial expressions. 

And now... a gratuitous BMW waxing...

Flyin up I-95 in my 5KW one day, about to cross the Bronx-Westchester border,
I see a Z3, (cool), and (get this), a four door, red M3, Yeah, right!!!
 Musta had a sale at the ole junkyard on those emblems. (tacky wannabes)
 They were racing around, dippin in and outta traffic, I latch on, pull up on
the side, they flash me the most obnoxious, Scarsdale NY look I've ever seen,
and try to dust me.  Lucky for me, there was tons of traffic, I mean, I was
drivin a 5KW.  However, I proceeded to teach them what the right driver can
do in the right car, even if it does have 75 less horses.

No challenge.  And thats the problem.  My father could never drive well,
until 1984, when he got his first 5k.  These things make good drivers.

BTW, few weeks ago, I saw a totally cool Ur-q on my way up to Boston.  Silver
coupe, hips, mint condition.  Had NH plates that said "A1QSHP".  Cruised with
him for a while on the Mass Pike.  Used my shirt sleeve to collect the drool.

Sean

89 200T
86 5KW
80 VW Cabrio