A little Humor (no audi content)

["Mike Miller (Volt Comp)" <a-mikemi@microsoft.com>]

       Automobile Acronyms
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       AUDI
       Accelerates Under Demonic Influence
       Always Unsafe Designs Implemented

       BMW
       Beautiful Mechanical Wonder
       Big Money Works
       Bought My Wife
       Brutal Money Waster

       BUICK
       Big Ugly Indestructible Car Killer

       CHEVROLET
       Can Hear Every Valve Rap On Long Extended Trips
       Cheap, Hardly Efficient, Virtually Runs On Luck Every Time

       DODGE
       Damn Old Dirty Gas Eater
       Drips Oil, Drops Grease Everywhere

       FIAT
       Failure in Italian Automotive Technology
       Fix It All the Time
      Fix it again, Tony!

       FORD
       backwards --   Driver Returns On Foot
       First On Recall Day
       First On Rust and Deterioration
       Fix Or Repair Daily
       Found On Road, Dead
       Fault Of R&D
       Fast Only Rolling Downhill
       Features O.J. and Ron's DNA

       GM
       General Maintenance

       GMC
       Garage Man's Companion
       Gotta Mechanic Coming?

       HONDA
       Had One Never Did Again

       HYUNDAI
       Hope You Understand Nothing's Driveable And Inexpensive...

       MAZDA
       Most Always Zipping Dangerously Along

       OLDSMOBILE
       Old Ladies Driving Slowly Make Others Behind Infuriatingly Late 
           Everyday 
       Overpriced, Leisurely Driven Sedan Made Of Buick's Irregular 
           leftover Equipment

       SAAB
       Send Another Automobile Back
       Swedish Automobiles Always Breakdown

       TOYOTA
       Too Often Yankees Overprice This Auto

       VOLVO
       Very Odd Looking Vehicular Object

       VW
       Virtually Worthless

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