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Re: Bragging to officers....



Hairy green toads from Mars made Kwattro@aol.com say:

> Hey all.  I was reading the plane ticket post and remembered the last time I
> got pulled over for speeding in my GTi.  I was racing a Mustang GT (yes, I
> know this is bad on public roads...but it was from a stoplight on a highway.)
>  Anyway, the cop clocked me at 71 mph.  When he pulled me over and gave me
> the ticket, he asked"Do you always drive this fast?"  I replied "No, I have
> to shift out of 3rd to go faster."  He laughed and walked away.  I had to pay
> 192 dollars.  Oh well.

Sounds like the time I got pulled over on the NY Northway late
one night about 15 years ago:

Officer: "Do you know how fast you were going?"

Idiot (me): "No, Sir, my speedometer only goes up to 85."

Bank account: $65.

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