Perspective on Email

[Sargent Schutt <sargent@symposiafoundation.org>]

Re: how many to change the lite bulb?

CHECK THE ARCHIVES!!! - this question has been answered before! Don’t
waste everyone’s time with stupid questions that have already been
answered. Maybe you should get off the list. You are a waste of my time.
Sheesh! If only you would do a little work on your own.... You probably
have a trailer hitch on your car, too. And I bet you piss away money on
that synthetic oil haberdash. Next thing you’ll start talking about
Volvos and Euro beam patterns. GET OUTTA HERE!!! YOU’RE NOT WANTED!!!!!


BTW:  YOU LEFT ME OUT!!!

SINCERELY,


Mr. Check_The_Archives


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[Sorry, I couldn’t resist.....]

(ps, sorry ‘bout the Ovlov comment, peter. We still like you anyway. ;))

sarge


PS: FOR THE HUMOR IMPAIRED, THE ABOVE MESSAGE WAS A JOKE. REAL FLAMES
WOULD BE ACCOMPANIED BY SEMI-EDITED OBSCENITIES AND CALLS TO YOUR HOUSE
LATE AT NIGHT. THIS WAS ONLY A JOKE. WE NOW CONCLUDE THIS JOKE AND
RETURN YOU TO YOUR REGULAR PROGRAMMING......