The worst luck wit h Audis!!!!!!!!! (pity me)

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I think my Audi 90 is cursed with bad luck.  It has been the victim of
several minor accidents over the last year, none our fault, all fixed by a
great local body shop.

BUT NOW, we have crossed the line of bad luck onto the side of cursed!  The
car was rear ended 3 weeks ago, mostly bumper damage no big deal.  THis poor
rear bumper had been rear ended twice and repainted twice in 6 months.  The
bumper was repaired/repainted and we picked it up on friday night.  NOT 24
HOURS HAD PASSED when, we parked the 90 in a parking garage in downtown
Orlando for dinner (Church Street).  As I was parking my friend said " are
you sure you want to park on the end like this?"  my response:"yes, we've had
such bad luck with door dings, I like to park on the end of a row so at least
one side is not subject to door dings."  Well, when we returned to the car 2
hours later....someone had side swiped the rear bumper on the exposed side of
the car, ruining a 24 old paint job!  I flipped out, screaming, yelling,
almost crying.  WHAT DID I DO TO DESREVE THIS??????

This is all true!!!!  So now i'm looking at painting the bumper for the THIRD
time in 6 months, this time it's out of my pocket......The only one here with
good luck is the body shop that will be naming their new paint booth in our
car's honor!

                    /\        _I             Christian J. Long
                  /    \ I_I I_I I           Orlando, Florida, USA
                                             UCF Alumni 1994
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'90 Coupe Q   Red/Blk, K&N cone, BBS rims, 83K, vanity tag:"QUATRO 1"
         
'90 90            Gold/Tan, 74K
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Past Audis:  '80 5000T  '84 Coupe GT  '85 Coupe GT  '87 Coupe GT 2.3