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["Jonathan Linkov" <ValiumNJ@msn.com>]

> |Q:  How many internet mail list subscribers does it take
> |    to change a light bulb?
> |
> |A:  1,331:
> |        1 to change the light bulb and to post to the mail
> |          list that the light bulb has been changed
> |       14 to share similar experiences of changing light
> |          bulbs and how the light bulb could have been
> |          changed differently.
> |        7 to caution about the dangers of changing light bulbs.
> |       27 to point out spelling/grammar errors in posts about
> |          changing light bulbs.
> |       53 to flame the spell checkers
> |      156 to write to the list administrator complaining about
> |          the light bulb discussion and its inappropriateness
> |          to this mail list.
> |       41 to correct spelling in the spelling/grammar flames.
> |      109 to post that this list is not about light bulbs and
> |          to please take this email exchange to alt.lite.bulb
> |      203 to demand that cross posting to alt.grammar,
> |          alt.spelling and alt.punctuation about changing
> |          light bulbs be stopped.
> |      111 to defend the posting to this list saying that we
> |          are all use light bulbs and therefore the posts
> |          **are** relevant to this mail list.
> |      306 to debate which method of changing light
> |          bulbs is superior, where to buy the best light bulbs,
> |          what brand of light bulbs work best for this
> |          technique, and what brands are faulty.
> |       27 to post URLs where one can see examples of
> |          different light bulbs
> |       14 to post that the URLs were posted incorrectly, and
> |          to post corrected URLs.
> |        3 to post about links they found from the URLs that
> |          are relevant to this list which makes light bulbs
> |          relevant to this list.
> |       33 to concatenate all posts to date, then quote
> |          them including all headers and footers, and then
> |          add "Me Too."
> |       12 to post to the list that they are unsubscribing
> |          because they cannot handle the light bulb
> |          controversey.
> |       19 to quote the "Me Too's" to say, "Me Three."
> |        4 to suggest that posters request the light bulb FAQ.
> |        1 to propose new alt.change.lite.bulb newsgroup.
> |       47 to say this is just what alt.physic.cold_fusion
> |          was meant for, leave it here.
> |      143 votes for alt.lite.bulb.
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