top 10 ways to know you need new suspention

[Rusty Rae <rrae@cotl.com>]

10. You are constantly replacing door handles because when you turn they
scape the ground.
9. People think you have hydralics
8. you weigh only 150lbs but when getting into your car it settles
7. your car is ten years old and the suspention is stock
6. speed bumps at any speeds give you whiplash
5. you do not notice earthquakes
4. people ask you if you knew your pogo stick has four wheels
3. your tires squeal when turning slowly
2. when you drive people you know ask you when you lowered your car.
the #1 way you know you need new suspention: pushing on the brakes makes
the back of the car want to switch ends with the front!

Well i was bored! 
later
Joe