You just might be an Engineer!!!!

[Paul_Royal@idx.com]

IF DAN KICKS ME OFF THE LIST FOR THIS IT WILL HAVE BEEN WORTH IT...
     APOLOGIES ONLY TO DAN.

if you have no life - and you can PROVE it mathematically.
if you enjoy pain.
if you know vector calculus but you can't remember how to do long division.
if you chuckle whenever anyone says "centrifugal force."
if you've actually used every single function on your graphing
  calculator.
if when you look in a mirror, you see an engineer
if it is sunny and 70 degrees outside, and you are working on a computer.
if you frequently whistle the theme song to "MacGyver."
if you're on the Q-List on Friday nights.
if you know how to integrate a chicken and can take the derivative of
water.
if you think in "math."
if you've calculated that the World Series actually diverges.
if you hesitate to look at something because you don't want to break
  down its wave function.
if you have a pet named after a scientist.
if you laugh at jokes about mathematicians.
if the Humane society has you arrested because you actually
  performed the Schrodinger's Cat experiment.
if you can translate English into Binary.
if you can't remember what's behind the door in the science building
  which says "Exit."
if you have to bring a jacket with you, in the middle of summer,
because there's a wind-chill factor in the lab.
if you are completely addicted to caffeine.
if you avoid doing anything because you don't want to contribute to
  the eventual heat-death of the universe.
if you consider ANY non-science course "easy."
if when your professor asks you where your homework is, you claim to
  have accidentally determined its momentum so precisely, that
  according to Heisenberg it could be anywhere in the universe.
if the "fun" center of your brain has deteriorated from lack of use.
if you'll assume that a "horse" is a "sphere" in order to make
  the math easier.
if you understood more than five of these indicators.
if you make a hard copy of this list, and post it on your office wall.
if these indicators apply to you, there is good reason to suspect that
   you might be classified as a engineer.

I SINCERLY HOPE THAT THIS CLEARS UP *ANY* CONFUSION!!!!!!!!

-ROYAL (WITH NO APOLOGIES)