(Fwd) FW: Jokes: 25 thoughts...

[Dave Head <dhead@sundial.net>]

> 25 THOUGHTS TO GET YOU THROUGH ALMOST ANY CRISIS
>      
>  1 - Indecision is the key to flexibility.
>  2 - You cannot tell which way the train went by looking at the track.
>  3 - There is absolutely no substitute for a genuine lack of
> preparation. 
>  4 - Happiness is merely the remission of pain.
>  5 - Nostalgia isn't what it used to be.
>  6 - Sometimes too much drink is not enough.
>  7 - The facts, although interesting, are irrelevant.
>  8 - The careful application of terror is also a form of
> communication. 
>  9 - Someone who thinks logically is a nice contrast to the real
> world.
> 10 - Things are more like they are today than they ever have been
> before. 
> 11 - Anything worth fighting for is worth fighting dirty for.
> 12 - Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler. 
> 13 - Friends may come and go, but enemies accumulate.
> 14 - I have seen the truth and it makes no sense.
> 15 - Suicide is the most sincere form of self-criticism. 
> 16 - All things being equal, fat people use more soap.
> 17 - If you can smile when things go wrong, you have someone in mind
> to blame.
> 18 - One-seventh of your life is spent on Monday.
> 19 - By the time you can make ends meet, they move the ends.
> 20 - Not one shred of evidence supports the notion that life is
> serious. 
> 21 - The more you run over a dead cat, the flatter it gets.
> 22 - There is always one more imbecile than you counted on. 
> 23 - This is as bad as it can get, but don't bet on it.
> 24 - Never wrestle with a pig: You both get all dirty, and the pig
> likes it. 
> 25 - The trouble with life is, you're half
>      
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