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RE:If Bill Gates built cars
>Date: Fri, 14 Nov 1997 01:54:26 -0800
>From: Igor Kessel <e6941tb@ix.netcom.com>
>Subject: If Bill Gates built cars
>The top 10 reasons how life would be different if Microsoft built cars:
>10. Owner's manuals would have over 1300 pages and weigh over 3 pounds.
I have the Bentley owner's manual. It is in that league!
>3. You'd be constantly pressured to upgrade your car.
I think we all feel that pressure!
>1. Occasionally, your car would stop running for no apparent reason,
and
>you'd have to restart it. But you'd just accept this as normal.
Up until a week ago that *was* normal procedure. (FS: *slightly* leaky
turbo bypass valve. Any offer accepted ;-))
You see, ever so slowly, we are all being assimilated!
Sarge