Re: [Fwd: Fwd: PLEASE READ]

[Elliott Potter <epotter@abraxis.com>]

Dear:
  [ ] Clueless Newbie	   [ ] Lamer		[X] Dumb*ss
  [X] "Mee too"er	   [ ] Pervert		[ ] Geek
  [X] Spammer		   [ ] Nerd		[ ] Elvis
  [ ] Fed		   [ ] Freak		[ ] Scientologist
  [X] Scammer		   

You are being Flamed because:
  [ ] You posted something asking for warez sites
  [ ] You quoted an ENTIRE post in your reply
  [ ] You continued a long, stupid thread
  [ ] You started/continued an off-topic thread
  [ ] You posted a "YOU ALL SUCK" message
  [X] You said "me too" to something
  [X] You suck
  [X] You started/continued a chain letter
  [ ] Your sig/alias/server sucks
  [ ] You posted a stupid pyramid money-making scheme
  [ ] You posted in 3lIt3 CaPiTaLs because you think 
      it makes you cool
  [ ] You didn't do anything specific, but appear to 
      be so generally worthless that you are being flamed anyway

To Repent, You Must:
  [X] Give up your Internet access
  [X] Bust up your modem with a hammer and eat it
  [ ] Hang yourself
  [X] Apologize to everybody in this newsgroup
  [ ] Tell your Mommy you've been a bad boy
  [X] Jump into a bathtub while holding your monitor
  [X] Actually post something relevant
  [X] Read the FAQ
  [X] Be the guest of honor in alt.flame for a month

In Closing, I'd Like to Say:
  [ ] Get a life
  [ ] Never post again
  [ ] Age 10 more years before you post again
  [ ] You couldn't do anything with a brain if you had one
  [ ] Yer momma's so fat/stupid/ugly that etc...
  [X] All of the above

End Flame

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Elliott