RE: Girlfriends

[David Eaton <David.Eaton@COMPUTERLAND.CO.NZ>]

look, thanks for the offer dan. top bloke...

mindful of your kind offer, i've had a chat to the all blacks, and they
probably will have a vacancy in around 3 years time (after the world
cup).  one of the fatties of the front row will have retired by then, so
now is your chance.  (for those that don't know, the fatties are the
ones who the coach has to go on the field at 1/2 time to tell them to
turn around and play the other way).

mind you, i don't think i'd tell sean fitzpatrick that (a) he's a fattie
and (b) he's scheduled for retirement...
i think i'll leave that job for you when you arrive...

;-)

>-----Original Message-----
>From:	Dan Simoes [SMTP:dans@ans.net]
>Sent:	Wednesday, December 17, 1997 9:42 AM
>
>Yes!  For the low, low price of one round trip ticket from NY to
>NZ, you can have an authentic American chauffeur for your quattro.
>This highly skilled driver comes complete with a bucket of detailing
>supplies, mini-toolbox for any emergencies, and comes in your choice
>of black tie (tuxedo) or 3 piece suit.  (All-black cotton attire 
>and huge muscles can be arrange with 3 years' notice.)
>
>;)