Re: Aaaargh! Yet more damage!

["Ian J Haseltine" <jim_haseltine@email.msn.com>]

-----Original Message-----
From: Phil Payne <quk@isham-research.demon.co.uk>
To: thyrsted@olsy.dk <thyrsted@olsy.dk>; Kenn Thyrsted Nielsen <Kenn
Thyrsted Nielsen>
Cc: quattro@coimbra.ans.net <quattro@coimbra.ans.net>
Date: 23 December 1997 10:59
Subject: Aaaargh! Yet more damage!


>Those of us who've spent many happy hours trying to find the most elusive
>things that can cause an Audi I5 engine not to start know many, many simple
>ways of immobilising an engine that even a main dealer would take hours or
>perhaps days to find.
>
>When I park the car somewhere 'iffy', I just lift the bonnet and pull off a
few
>strategic connectors and hoses.
>


Puts me in mind of the following story -

Guy parks his car in the back streets of a northern city (Liverpool,
Manchester - take your pick). As he walks away he's approched by a young
kid -
"A fiver to look after your car Mister"
"No, its ok son, its got a really good alarm system" he replies.
"Puts out fires does it Mister?"


Jim Haseltine
88 Ur quattro