Re: Synthetic Oils, very long, per Paul request

[Paul_Royal@idx.com]

>>>>this post would make more sense if the word "oil" is replaced with "ice
>>>>>cream" and the various engine (and parts) are replaced by "farmers"
(and
>>>>>the family), and replace the title with "Studies on Mid-west Farmers'
>>>>>Efficiencies while on Ice Cream Diet.

Alright, I tried it, and it's still not any clearer to me:
++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
"Studies on Mid-west Farmers'
Efficiencies while on Ice Cream Diet."

>While working for a really big farm in the heartland I performed the
>following tests with synthetic ice cream on farmers and their families

>full load (big breakfast, plenty of sleep) big scoops (with Ben & Jerry's
Cheries Garcia, Breyer's Cherry Royale)
>full load (big breakfast, plenty of sleep) small scoops (with Howard
Johnson's Fudge Ripple)
>partial load (oatmeal, coffee, juice, not much sleep) forget the size of
the scoops (with Ben & Jerry's Cheries Garcia, Breyer's Cherry Royale)

>note: continues working the crap out of the family (given a break for ice
cream binge only)
>ice cream purge and binge was performed at 500 HRS (with no jimmies)

>results:
>3 times the acceptable ice cream consumption (don't recall the acceptable
>quantity) at FULL load
>2 times the acceptable ice cream consumption (don't recall the acceptable
>quantity) at PART load,
>increasingly pissed off family of farmers (don't remember the details)
>increasingly hungry family of farmers during ice cream taste intervals
(every 100
>HRS)

>Conclusion: both desserts (ice cream) judged unacceptable
>
>There was a long report attached to the test, but the above is a very
short
>summary.

>There is more but I think the above gets the point across, DRAW YOUR OWN
>CONCLUSIONS....