top things not to say to an Audi fanatic

[Brett Dikeman <brett@arthur.malebolge.com>]

(ie, you take a co-worker to lunch, here's the top worse things they could say)

3a."Hey, I hear Audi's got an SUV now"
3b."Hey, I hear Audi's got a Minivan now"

2."I'll be careful not to walk around in front of the car in case it bolts"
(5000 owners only :)


#1 thing not to say(quattro owners only):
"So, where's the shift lever on this thing?"

Other suggestions?...I couldn't think of more than three/four.

Brett

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Brett Dikeman
brett@pdikeman.ne.mediaone.net
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Hostes alienigeni me abduxerunt.  Qui annus est?
Te audire non possum.  Musa sapientum fixa est in aure.
Ita, scio hunc 'sig file' veterem fieri.
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