Re:fuzzy diceometer

["Robert Myers" <rmyers@inetone.net>]

Alex!  

For shame!  The fuzzy dice and the carpeted dash and the mega-powerful
stereo is only a small part of the total effect striven for.

You forgot the chenille fringe around all windows.  You know the stuff.  It
has little (about 1/2 or 5/8 inch diameter) chenille balls dangling from
the fringe.  If you omit this fringe - well - can you say "tacky"?  :-)

Tacky - tacky - tacky.  :-(  Remember that God is in the details.  :-)

And what about the florescent lights for under the car?  

And the blinking lights surrounding the license plate?

And the longhorn horns on the hood?

And the fake tiger fur seat covers?

And the fake tiger tail hanging from the fuel door?

And the chromed Chebby grill with the vertical bars?  I forget what they
are called.

And the candy apple red paint job?  Or do you prefer a nice shiny black?
How about half of each?

And the barefoot foot shaped pedals.

And the chain steering wheel?

And Garfield attached to the LR window?

And a minimum of three "baby on board" signs in the rear window which will
be just visible through the rear window louvers.

And the car must be chopped and lowered so that it can pass completely
beneath a typical 18 wheeler without touching.

And...

Get all these things done and you will be pretty close to having a nice
pimpmobile.

At 02:48 AM 2/8/98 EST, you wrote:
>You might be content just to hang your dice, but please don't forget that you
>must next carpet the dashboard.  Use deep shag in pleasing hues...no staples,
>PLEASE!  Can we say, UGLY!? In A4s, this will have the positive side
effect of
>covering the sun sensor and creating a warmer "ambiance" while you drive.  I
>recommend that in place of your cupholders you install an incense burner to
>compensate for the small size of H2S particles.  Also mount a small LCD
>television set on the a-pillar so that you can keep abreast of the Clinton
>scandal.  Then, to go along with your ECU, suspension and brake
modifications,
>all you'll need is a six thousand watt sound system, so people on the other
>coast will know that you are the epicenter of music culture.
>
>Don't forget to steer!
>
>;-)
>
>Best Wishes,
>Alex
> 
>
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   Bob
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