Re: Do you see yourself in here? PWR

[Carey Lyn <gsi05580@gsaix2.cc.gasou.edu>]

I didn't see on for Atlanta so this is my addition

	One hand on wheel, One hand on the radio controls, cruise control
	set at 75-80 in a 55 w/ a cop traveling the same speed beside
	them.  Atlanta

On Thu, 19 Feb 1998 Paul_Royal@idx.com wrote:

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> To:   bob
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> Listers, sorry for the BW...deal with it
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> A few humourous tidbits fin this one from what I remember of Colorado
> drivers...
> >  HOW TO IDENTIFY WHERE A DRIVER IS FROM:
> >
> >  -  One hand on wheel, one hand on horn:  Chicago
> >
> >  -  One hand on wheel, one finger out window:  New York
> >
> >  -  One hand on wheel, one hand on newspaper, foot solidly on
> >     accelerator: Boston
> >
> >  -  One hand on wheel, cradling cell phone,brick on accelerator:
> >     California.   With gun in lap:  L.A.
> >
> >  -  Both hands on wheel, eyes shut, both feet on brake, quivering in
> >     terror:  Ohio, but driving in California.
> >
> >  -  Both hands in air, gesturing, both feet on accelerator, head
> >     turned to talk to someone in back seat:  Italy
> >
> >  -  One hand on latte, one knee on wheel, cradling cell phone, foot on
> >     brake, mind on game:  Seattle
> >
> >  -  One hand on wheel, one hand on hunting rifle, alternating between
> >     both feet being on the accelerator and both on the brake, throwing
> >     a McDonalds bag out the window:  Texas city male
> >
> >  -  One hand on wheel, one hand hanging out the window, keeping speed
> >     steadily at 70mph, driving down the center of the road unless
> >     coming around a blind curve, in which case they are on the left
> >     side of the road:   Texas country male
> >
> >  -  One hand constantly refocusing the rear-view mirror to show
> >     different angles of the BIG hair, one hand going between mousse,
> >     brush, and rat-tail to keep the helmet hair going, both feet on the
> >     accelerator, poodle steering the car, chrome .38 revolver with
> >     mother of pearl inlaid handle in the glove compartment:  Texas female
> >
> >  -  Both hands on steering wheel in a relaxed posture, eyes constantly
> >     checking the rear-view mirror to watch for visible emissions from
> >     their own or another's car:  Colorado
> >
> >  -  One hand on steering wheel,  yelling obscenities, the other hand
> >     waving gun out the window and firing repeatedly, keeping a careful
> >     eye out for landmarks along the way so as to be able to come back
> >     and pick up any bullets that didn't hit other motorists so as not
> >     to litter: Colorado resident on spotting a car with Texas plate.
> >
> >  -  Four wheel drive pickup truck, shotgun mounted in rear window,
> >     beer cans on floor, squirrel tails attached to antenna:  West
> >     Virginia male.
> >
> >  -  Junker, driven by someone who previously had a nice car and who is
> >     now wearing a barrel:  Las Vegas
> >
> >  -  Two hands gripping wheel, blue hair barely visible above window
> >     level, driving 35 on the interstate in the left lane with the left
> >     blinker on:  Florida "seasoned citizen" driver, also known as
> >     "no-see-um"  (or could it be Marge Simpson?)
> >
> >  -  Two hands on the wheel, driving forty-five in a seventy mph zone
> >     in the left lane, with the left turn signal on, and making a right
> >     turn:  New Mexico resident.
> And my own addition:
> - Both hands on head frantically trying to remember which side of the road
> you
> should be on, repeating the mantra, "Stay out of the path of oncoming cars"
> -
> US citizen living in UK driving anywhere
> P'thal
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