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Backyard Mechanic Quick Reference Chart



Mechanic's Quick Reference
"FOOL PRESSURE CHART"
(For those who refuse to use a pressure gauge)
Due to the fact that most technicians do not want to take the time to
correctly test the fuel pressure, we have developed the following...
With the engine running, loosen the fuel line THEN IF:

=Fuel does not come out of the test area...  Pressure is approx 0 psi
=Fuel hits the hood insulation...            Pressure is 5 - 8 psi
=Fuel squirts over the fender...             Pressure is 10-15 psi
=Fuel splashes off the fender onto the hood insulation
and into the next repair bay...             Pressure is 25-30 psi
=Fuel squirts to the garage roof, all over the car,
including the shop owner...                 Pressure is 30-50 psi


VACUUM TEST
"Rule of Thumb"
Put thumb on vacuum hose leading to direct engine vacuum.
Don't feel anything                   Change thumbs and re-test
Still don't feel anything             Vacuum is very low to none.
Hose has slight suction               		1" to 5"
Suction causes skin to wrinkle       	 5" to 8"
Suction turns thumb blue              		8" to 10"
Suction creates hickey on thumb       	10" to 12"
Suction creates pain                  		18" to 20"
Suction will not release and begins to move toward
index finger                          		20" to 25"


"IDIO-ILLUMINATION" CHART
With the vehicle prepped and ready to be tested, hook the negative
lead of
the test light to a good ground and proceed with testing.
The bulb DOES NOT light                  	The voltage is 0 - 1 volt
The bulb MIGHT be glowing                	The voltage is 1 - 3 volts
The bulb BARELY GLOWS (or there is a
reflection from the overhead lights)     	The voltage is 3 - 5 volts
The bulb GLOWS MUCH BRIGHTER than #2, but only
a little brighter than #3                		The voltage is 5 - 7 volts
The bulb GLOWS WITH THE SAME INTENSITY AS A
BALD HEAD ON A SUNNY DAY                The voltage is 7 - 9 volts
The bulb GLOWS BRIGHTLY and is GAINING IN
INTENSITY                                		The voltage is 9 - 11 
volts
The bulb is ALMOST BRIGHT ENOUGH TO
READ BY                                  		The voltage is 11 - 13 
volts
The bulb is BRIGHT ENOUGH that you still see a spot
when you look away                       		The voltage is 13 - 15 
volts
The bulb SHINES WITH THE INTENSITY OF A
HALOGEN HEADLAMP                         	The voltage is 15 - 17 volts
The bulb is so bright that it MAY BE A SIGN
FROM GOD                                 		The voltage is 17 - 19 
volts
The bulb flashed with the INTENSITY OF A MINOLTA
FLASH POINTED 3 FEET FROM YOUR FACE      
				The voltage is 20 to 40,000 volts
                                         (Secondary Ignition)

IGNITION VOLTAGE OUTPUT TEST
Scopes may be inaccessible from time to time, so we at "Bubba's
Garage"
have come up with this here test for Ignition Output:
1.Hold medium wrench in one hand, Sears wrench preferred for accuracy
  of test 'cause other smooth wrenches are too slick for throwin'!
2.With engine runnin', grab hold of the plug end of an ignition cable
  with the other hand and hold on tight!
3.This will more than likely cause you to throw wrench!  KV output
  is based on how far the wrench wuz thrown!
       10 feet =                 approx. 10,000 volts
       20 feet =                approx. 15,000 volts
       30 feet =                approx. 25,000 volts
       Over 30 feet =          Caution!  Must be one of them new
                                           dis-is-it ignition systems,
                                           use bigger wrench and retest.

WARNING! No side effects have been reported due to testing at this
time. Bubba Sez: Electricity will not usually hurt you, instead it is the
back of your neck going through the hood latch that really ruins your day!!


HOW TO TORQUE WITH AN IMPACT WRENCH.

Yes you can use your impact gun to torque nuts and bolts if you use this
handy chart along with your ears and a quick trigger finger.

TORQUE VALUE          INGERSOLL IMPACT            SNAP-ON IMPACT
25 to 35 ft/lbs             BAP!                        BAP!
35 to 45 ft/lbs             BAP! BAP!                   BAP! BAP!
45 to 60 ft/lbs             BAP! BAP! BA...             BAP! BAP! BAP!
75 to 90 ft/lbs      BAP! BAP! BAP! BAP!         BAP! BAP! BAP! BAP!
90 to 100 ft/lbs    BAP! BAP! BAP! BAP! BAP!    BAP! BAP! BAP! BAP!BAP!
110 to 300 ft/lbs     BAP! BAP! BAP! BAP! BAP! BAP! BAP! BAP! BAP!
BAP!      BAP!    BAP!            BAP!                   BAP! (all guns)

Attribution: Triumph Mailing List
Disclaimer:  Use reference at your own risk.  Figures may differ for 
non-British cars.

Bill Elliott
Lake Mills, WI
66 Corsa, 67 Dart GT, 71 TR6, 85 UrQ