Joke

[Chewy4000 <Chewy4000@aol.com>]

Once there were three men, Dave, John, and Sam, who were involved in a tragic
car accident in which all three died. As they stood at the gates of heaven St.
Peter came up to them and said, "You will all be given a method of
transportation for your eternal use around heaven. You will be judged on your
past deeds, and will have your transport chosen accordingly." St. Peter looked
at Dave and said, "You, Dave, were a bad man. You cheated on your wife four
times! For this, you will drive around Heaven in an old beat up Dodge." Next
St. Peter looked at John and said, "You, were not so evil, but you still
cheated on your wife two times. For this, you will forever travel around
heaven in a Toyota stationwagon." St. Peter finally looked at Sam, and said,
"You, Sam, have set a fine example. You did not have sex until after marriage,
and you never cheated on your wife! For this, you will forever travel through
heaven in a Audi." A short time later, Jon and Dave pulled up in their cars
next to Sam's Audi and there he is, sitting on the hood, head in hands,
crying. "What's wrong, Sam?" they asked. "You got the Audi! You are set
forever! Why so down?" Sam looked up, ever so slowly opened his mouth and
cried, "I just saw my wife go by on a skate board." 

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