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Re: FW: DARWIN AWARDS 1997



> > > Death was caused when the large flashlight he had placed
> > >in his mouth (to keep his hands free) crammed against the base of his
> > >skull as he hit the floor.

I'm always very careful about doing that...

> > >a revolver loaded with four bullets into his mouth and pull the
> > trigger.

Didn't he see The Deerhunter?  

Everybody knows the gun is loaded,
Everybody knows, use only three!

massive apologies to LC

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Huw Powell

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