Re: M-B Theme Park?

[Mike Stump <tree@triton.net>]

Don't forget the temple of the mighty Bently!!

Mike Stump
80q

Robert Myers wrote:

> >To start a long and useless thread, what sort of things would we find
> at an
> >Audi theme park?
>
> Hmmmm.  Let's see...
>
> For starters:
>
> Under powered engines, even with a turbo.
> Blown bombs.
> Leaky vacuum tubing.
> Cracked induction system hoses.
> Easily warped rotors.
> Faulty grounds everywhere.
> Poor solder joints in instrument clusters.
> Burnt out ignition switches.
> Worn out alternator brushes.
> Fixed interval wipers.
> Inoperative switches on the foot pedals.
> Weak fuel pumps and relays.
> Totally crappy lighting.
> Weak hinged doors as part of the HVAC system.
> Cracked exhaust manifolds.
> Broken manifold bolts.
> Exorbitantly priced parts.
>
> Granted, this is merely a starting point for the negatives.
>
> Also you find a stylish automobile which seems not to go out of style.
>
> Great fit and finish.
> A galvanized body which doesn't rust nearly as badly as most 'Murican
> cars do.
> Easily upgraded power output (on the turbo engines).
> Excellent handling.
> Inexpensive used prices (thanks to "unintended acceleration").
> A fun ride in comfort.
> A car that not everybody drives.  Or even recognizes for that matter.
> Ownership provides a nice hobby in auto maintenance and repair.
>
> All in all, I'd say the positives outweigh the negatives.  :-)
>
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