FW: OUCH!

[Nicholas Pinto <npinto@ix.netcom.com>]

L/H    
> >A 13 year-old boy comes home from school and his Mom asks how        
> >his day was.  He replies, "I had sex with my teacher today."        
> >              
> >"Oh my God!  You get to your room!  Wait till your father comes        
> >home!" says the Mom.        
> >              
> >Awhile later the father comes home and the Mom says, "Go up to        
> >your son's room and talk to him.  He's been really bad today,"        
> >Dad goes up to the son's room and asks why Mom is so mad.  "I told        
> >her I had sex with my teacher today," replied the boy.        
> >              
> >"Allright!  That's my boy!", says dad.  "Ya know son, women just        
> >don't think like men.  But I'm proud of you.  What are you now, about      
> >thirteen, right?        
> >        
> >Wow?  That's my son!  Ya know what?  I'm so proud of you I'm gonna take you
> >out and buy you that new shiny bike you've been wanting!"        
> >              
> >So the dad and his son go out and buy the nicest, reddest,        
> >shiniest bike in the whole town.  "You gonna ride it home son?" asks dad.  
> >        
> >      The boy replied, "Nah, my ass is still sore."

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