Re: [none]

[Tom Nas <tnas@euronet.nl>]

"Trevor S" <skutz24@hotmail.com> wrote::

>I'm doing a computer project on listservers. You someone please flame
>me!!! No joke!

Do it yourself!

Dear:
  [ ] Clueless Newbie	   [ ] Lamer		[ ] Dumb*ss
  [ ] "Mee too"er	   [ ] Pervert		[ ] Geek
  [ ] Spammer		   [ ] Nerd		[ ] Elvis
  [ ] Fed		   [ ] Freak		[ ] Scientologist
  [ ] Scammer

You are being Flamed because:
  [ ] You posted something asking for warez sites
  [ ] You quoted an ENTIRE post in your reply
  [ ] You continued a long, stupid thread
  [ ] You started/continued an off-topic thread
  [ ] You posted a "YOU ALL SUCK" message
  [ ] You said "me too" to something
  [ ] You suck
  [ ] You started/continued a chain letter
  [ ] Your sig/alias/server sucks
  [ ] You posted a stupid pyramid money-making scheme
  [ ] You posted in 3lIt3 CaPiTaLs because you think
      it makes you cool
  [ ] You didn't do anything specific, but appear to
      be so generally worthless that you are being flamed anyway

To Repent, You Must:
  [ ] Give up your Internet access
  [ ] Bust up your modem with a hammer and eat it
  [ ] Hang yourself
  [ ] Apologize to everybody in this newsgroup
  [ ] Tell your Mommy you've been a bad boy
  [ ] Jump into a bathtub while holding your monitor
  [ ] Actually post something relevant
  [ ] Read the FAQ
  [ ] Be the guest of honor in alt.flame for a month

In Closing, I'd Like to Say:
  [ ] Get a life
  [ ] Never post again
  [ ] Age 10 more years before you post again
  [ ] You couldn't do anything with a brain if you had one
  [ ] Yer momma's so fat/stupid/ugly that etc...
  [  All of the above

End Flame