Had to share this...

[MHLIGGINS@aol.com]

	It came from a SAAB board on AOL.  Since Dan recently commented about spouses
who "allow" car-excess, I thought this might interest several folk on the
list:

Subject: Examples
Date: 9/11/98 11:21 AM Central Daylight Time
From: CHC
Message-id: <1998091116210100.MAA20288@ladder03.news.aol.com>

Example of real events displaying hidden agendas of customers:

Communications problem:

He calls
His car won't start
I ask
His engine won't crank
I say you got cables?
He says no
I say tow in
He says no
He says will push start
He says wife will help
I say best not
Time passes
Two cars towed in
He's mad
Really mad!
She's mad
Really mad!
Both cars are theirs
Both cars are damaged
His car in back
Her car in front
I ask what happened
I live to regret that
He yells 
She yells
She cries
She leaves
He tells story
30 mph he told her
Push me 30 mph
She says it doesn't sound right
She says are you sure?
He says DO IT!!
He's mad
She's confused
She brings car around
She backs up
He's confused
Shes coming faster
He's paniced
She's coming faster!
She hits his car at..... 30 mph!...............
I am dying
I am really really dying
I manage a Hmmmm....
He leaves
I'm still dying!!!

CHC