The Perfect Joke (little to no Audi content)

[Jim Griffin <JGriff@pobox.com>]

Sorry for the extra BW, but I thought some of you might find it
humorous. (Note the obligatory Audi content... i.e. the perfect car.)

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There was a perfect man who met a perfect woman.  After a perfect
courtship, they had a perfect wedding.  Their life together was, of
course, perfect.

One snowy, stormy Christmas Eve, this perfect couple was driving their
perfect car (an Audi S6 Avant) along a winding road, when they noticed
someone at the side of the roadside in distress. Being the perfect
couple, they stopped to help.  There stood Santa Claus with a huge
bundle of toys. Not wanting to disappoint any children on the eve of
Christmas, the perfect couple loaded Santa and his toys into their
vehicle.

Soon they were driving along delivering the toys.  Unfortunately, the
driving conditions deteriorated and the perfect couple and Santa Claus
had an accident.

Only one of them survived the accident.  Who was the survivor?
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The perfect woman survived.  She's the only one that really existed in
the first place.  Everyone knows there is no Santa Claus and there is no
such thing as a perfect man...

(Women: end e-mail here.  Men: keep scrolling.)
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So, if there is no perfect man and no Santa Claus, the perfect woman
must have been driving. This explains why there was a car accident.

(By the way, if you are a woman and you're reading this...this brings up
another point.... women never listen either!!)

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                     Jim Griffin
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               JGriff@pobox.com
           http://pobox.com/~jgriff
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'92 Audi 100S - '87 VW Quantum Syncro
 "Perception is often stronger than reality!"
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